The grand old dame of yotzonot

The grand old dame of Yotzonot,
She weighed ten thousand pounds,
She laughed when she was up,
And cried when she was down.

And when she was glad, she was up,
And when she was sad, she was down,
And when she was neither glad nor sad,
She could neither smile nor frown.

A counselor she should know,
A counselor she should know,
She'll talk about Freud until she is void
And then to Jung she'll go.

The grand old dame of Yotzonot,
She weighed ten thousand pounds,
She ate when she was up,
And ate when she was down.