If I were a rich man

In the garden of good and evil we don't need no snarky old snakes.

Or horned men with pitchforks, or demons from beyond!

The world of black and white, the ten commandments of the modern world, the resident evil of today is   (drum roll)  money!

With enough money safety standards are set to the highest possible profit level.

Science can be bought and sold without the inconvenience of facts or figures.

God is available for purchase in any flavor.

And respect is measured in nickels and dimes.

Cause like Tevye says, " when you're rich they think you really know." 

Well, at least THEY think they really know.

Reality measured in gold is cold and hard.