A perfect world

A little bird popped up this morning and asked me what I'd do if I ran the world!  He said I had ten minutes to put my improvements into being!  So I said:

I'd get rid of those time wasters, those procrastinators and put-er offers.  I'd delete all those people who slow down every time they see a stoplight just "in case" it turns red.  I'd eliminate drivers who forgot to signal and those talking on the phone while my green light turns red.

I'd erase "Chatty Cathy" the elegant cashier at the book store who kept me in line for 45 minutes while she chatted with each customer, and all those people who could be bought for the price of a dinner, or a new driveway.

I'd mute the loud mouths who talk too loud in public places, and not so public ones.  I'd remove those people who think they and their children are better than anyone and everyone else s.

I'd get rid of the nuts running for political office and the nutsier ones electing them. Gone would be the intolerant jerks who inhabit this world.

My ten minutes ended . . . and I was gone!