Toilets

The wonderful thing about toilets
Is that toilets are wonderful things!
Their seats are made out of hard stuff
But for bottoms they're perfect rings!
They're sturdy, stable, stolid,
Nobody carries them away
So the wonderful thing about toilets
Is they are there day after day,
Your couch may be on a moving van
Your chairs may still be in transit
But as long as you have a toilet
There is always a place to sit!