Visitors Beware

Visitors beware. Rumor has it that someone took a large spoon and stirred up Wonderland. The white rabbit is missing. The Queen of Hearts is playing croquet with the Mad Hatter's balls and the Cheshire cat has been seen hiding under the teapot sporting a white fluffy mustache. The last time anyone saw Alice she was out on a limb wearing an ear to ear grin and all the cookies said, bite me.