Only in America

Only in America are we guaranteed to protect our freedoms to the death.

You do not have to vaccinate your child and he is allowed to spread his unvaccinated disease ridden gift to all the babies not old enough to be vaccinated. Some of them will die. Some of them will go blind, all of them will suffer because of your choice. And, occasionally, in some horrible bit of divine justice, so will your child.

You have the right to all the guns you want.  You can sleep with them next to your bed and shoot your kid when he sneaks in late at night. You can carry them in your car and shoot people out the window should the spirit move you. You can carry them into churches and stores and schools and murder mass numbers of children and good people and you will only suffer after the fact.

After the fact everyone will send good wishes and prayers to everyone else. Soon Hallmark may develop a line of cards, Sending you good wishes and prayers on the death of your mass murdered (child, husband, mother, teacher, pastor.)

But no one, in any way, will lose the freedom to keep their treasured firearm. The holy grail of American manhood is safe forever more. Amen.

Only in America are we prouder than we are smart. If we don't believe in it, it doesn't happen that way. This is the country of wishful thinking. Religion for the politically needy. Taxes on the terminally poor. Health care for those who can afford it.

And we don't let immigrants take any of our hard won stuff. Instead we take their children if they come here. We let them work for less than minimum wage at jobs we don't want  and then we take their critically ill children off of life support and send them home to die.

If we have anything to say about it the earth will be forced to go through another mass extinction to get our poisons out of it's lungs. Otherwise we will just go right on polluting and burning and raping -- because we can.

Yep, only in American do our freedoms surpass our common sense.