Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Damage control report


We discovered they built vast geometric structures, chewed away immense parts of the earth and destroyed everything they came in contact with.

Pest Control lay traps baited with uranium to attract the worst of them, hoping they would use it to destroy themselves.

In the interim we got out the wind tunnel vacuums, sucked up their colonies, and washed away the worst infestations right away.

Earth has been quarantined until further notice.


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