Sunday, October 18, 2020

Venting

 

In the annals of history,  our era may top all others in winning awards for ludicrousness.

We are buffoons.

Pretending the earth is flat, claiming that wearing a face mask impedes freedom, that vaccinations give kids autism and drinking Clorox won't kill you, are just a few of the weird nesses some people swear by.

I would love to see the edge of this flat earth, to walk hand in hand with believers right off that edge wherever it may be, but I wonder if wearing underwear might impede our freedom to pee on everything and mark our territory along the way?

Believing that saying something over and over again makes it true is an interesting idea. We should test that out, too. Everyone say, "I have five arms, I have five arms . . ." I'm sure there will be some good little gals who begin making five armed shirts and good ole boys who will wear them. No matter what.

People with little problems once bought big trucks. Now they carry big guns. One is as effective as the other, but the trucks are slightly less lethal.

I went to the 2020 fair. The creeps and the nuts were there! The orange baboon, that raving old goon, was inciting some riots there.



No comments: