As a child I used to pretend that I ran the world. I pushed the invisible button above the toilet paper and did all my business right there!
Afterwards, when I flushed the toilet I would sprint from the bathroom as if my life depended on it. I was sure if I was not fast enough, primordial snakes from South America would come out of the toilet and kill me!
If only I still had that kind of faith in my ability to control things in my life!
I have searched everywhere for those invisible buttons, but they no longer seem to exist.
Now I am at the mercy of people like our president.
Who I am sure keeps issuing orders from his bathroom and sprinting for the oval office.
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