Excuses, excuses

I was looking at exercise machines online and I realized it was the three bears all over again. One was too hard, another too expensive and all of them were too much work!

The one bit of wisdom that I have gleaned after nearly three quarters of a century, is that I am not going to do anything that I don't enjoy for very long.

It doesn't matter how much it costs, or doesn't cost. It doesn't even matter if I can do it with people, or at home. First priority is will I do it?

You can tell me I will die if I don't. You can make all kinds of threats, but they will have an expiration date of approximately one to two weeks.

I am a realist.

I know that I will never be forty again.

I could be much better, but there has to be a reason to work for that and I haven't found one that works for me.

Honesty is a horrible excuse, but there it is.