Sale!

I look at all the stuff for sale and I have to say I used to be so tempted.  But then I began to think.

If I can buy youth, or beauty, or thin-ness, then why are there still fat, old, ugly rich people?

I suppose some of them just don't want the same things I do, right?

In your dreams.

I would be willing to pretty much stake my life on the fact that most people would prefer to be young and comely if they can.

That means:  (drum roll here)

Some things just can't be bought.  Which isn't the same thing as saying they aren't for sale.