MacGyver

The most dangerous things in my new house are the same things they were in my old one.

Me and my bathrobe!

Not just because when I put my robe on it is so long I can trip over it, but it is so soft and so comfy that if I put it on and sit in my big comfy chair -- I almost instantly fall asleep!

I am a real life MacGyver of the funniest sort.

I use a mirror to restart the garbage disposal. I studied the shower for hours figuring out how to make the water come out of the shower head. I know where to position the floor fan to cool the bedroom and how to make the mirrors on the doors stay put. I have found a way to light up my closets without installing new wiring. My television and DVD player are connected to my computer via HDMI cords because my router doesn't work, but Internet is free. I even worked out a way to make the shower roomier without a bathroom remodel and I have bypassed garbage bags forever!

My life is one big wondrous adventure that only I could ever really appreciate, but that is okay because I live alone and no one else has to love it if they don't want to.