The best deal in town

My sister and I cannot live together, but we are possibly the most compatible siblings that ever existed.

She is a borderline hoarder and I am a greedy minimalist.

Clutter drives me crazy.  And yet . . . I collect things in some mysterious way that still baffles me.  One day I just wake up and I am overwhelmed by all the "stuff" I have. 

I feel like that camel trying to get through the eye of a needle, bogged down with the bounty of my fortune.  That is when I tear through the house like a tornado on a mission, cleaning out closets and drawers, wiping out pantries, piling the "extra" into small mountains of relief and . . .

Call my sister.

She swoops in, gathers up everything that fits into her car and drives home sure that she has garnered the best deal in town and . . .  

We both sleep better.