I was watching a young woman wobble down the sidewalk on her high heeled, thick soled shoes and thinking no man in his right mind would ever wear something like that. I quickly slipped into a silent rant about how these shoes make a woman look and how vulnerable she is when hobbled by them. I was almost into that part of the rant where only men would design such things when I came across an article for women.
The article had hints for luring men into their presence. (I think it actually said if you want to be noticed.)
According to this article you should try to make sure you are looking up at him, because that will make a guy feel tall and strong.
He will see you as 5 to 12 pounds thinner and 5 years younger if you wear spicy perfume and still manage to smell like grapefruit. And wearing red is good because female monkeys flush red when they are ready to mate. (Really it said this.)
Whisper in his right ear because he is more likely to respond positively to what you say there since this ear is connected to the left-brain, which absorbs information.
Oh yeah, and wear high heels so you look long, lean and like you have little feet. Those little feet somehow make your face look prettier.
So, what I want to know is: do you have to continue to sit whispering into his right ear, eating grapefruit and keeping him hungry in order to maintain such a deeply thoughtful relationship? And when you stand up on those long lean legs in the high heels on your tiny feet, how low do you have to stoop in order to look up into his face?
On a more positive note, perhaps the right ear thing might be useful for peace negotiators to know.
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