Thursday, June 20, 2019

Paper towel syndrome


Down for another day! It is as if I am connected to this awful gray weather. I can't seem to feel really good this summer. If it's not one thing, it's another.

After being sick all weekend, I have spent today with some kind of digestive upset.

Of course there were the six gluten free waffles I had for dessert last night. Complete with butter and syrup.

Once, when my dog, Chauncey was a puppy, there were all these long gray coils in his stools and I thought, "Oh my gosh, worms!" And promptly rushed him over to the vet.

Later on I got a call.

Not worms. Paper towel.

Chauncey had no portion control. He ate whatever was in front of him until it was gone. That time a paper towel.

I have paper towel syndrome.

Six waffles.

With butter and syrup.

Long day today.

(Might be funnier if it was less debilitating.)



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